| Lauren: | I just saw Clint Eastwood at a restaurant. |
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| Ke: | Did he punch anyone in the face? |
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I don’t think I can drink enough to be around a bunch of teenagers.
On Music Festivals.
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So much drama, it’s like Desperate Housewives for 4-year-olds.
On Barbie books.
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I’ll put it in terms you can understand. This is my “Little Mermaid”.
On His Affinity For Batman.
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Ke: There’s no such thing as a unicorn!
Ke: There’s no such thing as a unicorn!
Me: Ringling Bros Circus genetically bred a giant goat once that had only one -
Ke: Yeah, that was Yao Ming! We genetically bred that shit!
On genetic engineering
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It’s gonna be raining abs if I don’t put a shirt on.
On public nudity
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I appreciate alcohol in general.
On the subject of wine appreciation classes.
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I asked for a cooler that’s as cool as Samuel L. Jackson, I see R.E.I. has delivered.
on Chilling (beverages)
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I’M NOT ORGANIZING THIS, I’M DRUNK.
on Social Events
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I never dance, but that day I got my disco bitch on.
On Girl Talk’s performance at Coachella, (via Jeff L.)
